listen here missy!

Missy? You appear to have a thing with saying Missy. First you say it to me, then to Europa doesn't that get confusing? Or do you lack the vocabulary to think of a better form of address?

i dont know where you get of,

I get my of from an online provider who offers free shipping and handling. Where do you get yours?

and who you think you are!!

I think she is the original author. Who the hell are you?

i aint playing any sick game!!!

1) Ain't is not a word. However, if it were, notice that there is an apostrophe between the n and the t. Not only have you disregarded this, but your spelling is atrocious. An astounding feat, as I believe English is your first language.

2) Sick is very good adjective to describe what you are.Game; yeah, I agree with that one too.

how many fu*kin

Oh for the love. Dont you know anything? When flaming, it is appropriate to use the full swear word. That way, you express your rage more fully.

times d oi have to tell this to ppl!!!

If your goal is to force us to take you seriously, then keep yelling sugar.

i did not steal ur story,

Funny. Because I could have sworn that several people have documented proof of its prior publication. Not to mention several witnesses who have stepped forward and confirmed that Sailor Europa did indeed write Rouge, including moderators and well-respected authors. In which case, stealing is exactly what you did.

which you supposedly worked sooooo hard on, i can really see that,

Of course you can. The grammar is flawless, the spelling perfect, the plot-line intriguing. Naturally you can see the hard work. Oh, were you being sarcastic? So sorry.

if you wrote is with so much hard work, why the heck didnt you update in like how long!!!

Often, well-known and talented fan-fiction writers will take weeks or months to publish a chapter. This is because many of them have Beta Readers, or send their fics in to a critic. Most fic writers care about grammar, punctuation, flow, character development and plot consistency. Imagine that

so dont be saying sh*t!!!!

We've been over the apostrophe and swearing. See above.

if i stole it, do you think i'll be the frickin' stupid to post word for word!!!

Why, yes. Thats exactly what I think. How kind of you to put it into such concise terms.

i aint that stupid!!

Couldn't prove it by me.

how dumb to you really think i am

You dont want me to answer that. I doubt you want anyone to answer that.

.....not even the stupidest ppl would do that!!!

And yet, you did. What does that say about your intelligence, do you think?

......you can ask all of my friends

Who are...?

.....you can even ask my sister who's also a sm fan, and she was with me when i wrote it!

And here we come to a gaping hole in your claim. So large that I believe the majority of the Western Hemisphere would fit inside. Notice that you haven't provided us with any way to contact these people. No emails, no names, nada. Without these, how can the average fan-fic reader attempt to discover the validity of your claim? Are you grasping the concept of your flawed logic?

it wsa

Oy vey. Why oh why should anyone take you seriously when you cant even spell a basic, three letter word? Assuming, of course, that anyone would be taking you seriously in the first place

in 1998 when it was chrismas,

And you are telling us this because...why?

and the only reason i wrote it ws because my dad was leaving, and wasnt going to be here for christmas!!

So you say. But you are the only one saying it. The entire SMRFF mailing list has shouted you down. Do you see your credibility? It's that little dot falling down into the Pit of Despair [1], and getting smaller every second.

....so dont go off telling me who i am! be asking your self that!!!

I don't think I need to go into what you are. Others have covered that. Why don't I handle what you arent.

1) You aren't the original author of 'Rouge' (yell denials at the world if you want to, sugar, but be aware that all it is getting you is laughed at.)

2) You aren't a legitimate author, and probably never will be. Not with that grammar, anyway.

3) You aren't creative enough to come up with your own ideas, and were so desperate for instant gratification that you had to steal another authors fic. Sailor Moon fandom will allow almost any original idea, up to and including bestiality (though most of us went into fits of laughter after reading Oscars fic) However, none of us will tolerate plagiarism, as you are discovering.

[1]From 'The Princess Bride'. Great film

Break out your marshmallows...

first off, i dont give a flyign fuck about waht you and your little firends think! because idont give a SHIT! do you think this is really getting to me, do you actually think its bothering me about you e-mailing me!!.........and if you havent niticed, the reason i spelled some of the words wrong is because i was in a fucking rush! get that through your fucking head!.....i dont care what you think i do have friends,, more that you'll ever have in your life!....and about adding the apostraphy inbetween the n't, who give a shit!....dont tell me when your chatting to someone on chat that you absolutely have to add it because it going to break you perfect record of spelling!...cut the fucking crap alrite!......all my friends who are writers lik " hear_ache_angel, sailor_sara_moon, shanna, little_moon....i can name sooooo many".......you asked why i didnt give out any e-mails, why should i, they are my firends i dont want them getting stupid trash from you!...its not their problem!!!..........now you go on ahead and think what you want!! i really dont care!!! go on ff.net and see if the original author still exists! ...all my friends are on my side!

i tried being reasonable to some of you, because you cant just come barging in and saying you know everything?...can you, actually answer me truthfully, you cant say that you know everything behind the curtains!....cuz (i dont care if you dont think thats a real word) i know you dont know everything you all seem to think you know!

i;ve been e-mailing the author and some other ppl that were against me, im trying to explain everything alrite, so dont go shouting in my face about stuff!!.......i know i wrote that story, and thats all im going to say!...sigh....look... i mean it though, you can hate me like most of the other ppl do because they dont know everything, but thats all i have to say!

i already know who's side you are on, but how can you honestly say and not only you, but everyone else say that im the plageriser, when it can clearly be the other author! all of you just jump to conclusions!?!.....time doesnt prove anything, i tryed soooo long to post my story!!!!....and you dont know how much it hurt when all of you started bashing everything!!!...........so dont tell me that im the bad guy, because to me i dont see my slef as one, but you guys are allowed to thing how ever you want!

And Now For Something Completley Different...

AND NOW FOR THE PRE-EMPTIVE SPELLING RIFF:
SARCASM: *wearing bad-ass biker shades* You know, copying this file into a Word document was risky. Damn near overloaded the laptop screen.
DECENCY: *wearing ski goggles* True. So much red...quite amazing really. I think the spell-check would fall over and die if we tried to do anything useful with it.
VIOLENCE: *wearing small round mirrored sunglasses* Well SOME of us are doing something useful with it. *attaches another lump of C-4 to email*

>first off, i dont give a flyign fuck about waht you and your little firends think!

DECENCY: *TV announcer* Well, SARCASM, shes trying for the classic opening, the indignant disclaimer. Do you think she can pull it off?
SARCASM: *as correspondent* I don't know, DECENCY, it's going to be touch and go for this one. She seems to have a decent understanding for the theory, but her form borders on atrocious. Forcing the judges to decipher three separate words...it's too much. The pros get away with one or occasionally two, if they're well researched and follow established precedents. Three moves the author from carelessly indignant to idiotic. She's going to have to work to pull this one up.
VIOLENCE: *as East German judge* Much suckiness here, like in old days before freedom and central heating.

>because idont give a SHIT!

SARCASM: *coolly* What a coincidence. We aren't taking your shit.

>do you think this is really getting to me, do you actually think its bothering me about you e-
>mailing me!!

DECENCY: *smugly* Well you DID take the time to respond...extensively. And you DID attempt to defend yourself...excessively.
VIOLENCE: And unsuccessfully.

>.........and if you havent niticed,

SARCASM: *giggles*

>the reason i spelled some of the words wrong is because i was in a fucking rush!

DECENCY: I take issue with the some here. Judging by the average wavelength of light emanating from Wreaker's laptop screen, a sizeable majority of your words are, indeed, misspelled.
SARCASM: *smirk* Where's Sailor SpellCheck when you need her? She might just keel over and croak if she saw this.
VIOLENCE: *presses Forward key*

>get that through your fucking head!.....

SARCASM: Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tête!
DECENCY: Ó mo Dhia! Tá tua i mo cheann!
SARCASM: Bozhe moy, u meenya tapor v golove!
DECENCY: A Ilúvatarinya! En ná pelecco cárinyesse.
SARCASM: You dirty bitch!
DECENCY: You cant trump Quenya Elvish, my dear.
VIOLENCE: *sharpens axes and judges distance to author; discards small hatchet for five-foot long battle axe*

>i dont care what you think i do have friends

DECENCY: And run-on sentences.

>,, more that you'll ever have in your life!....

SARCASM: Well, dear, thats perfectly alright. You see, I'd rather have fewer friends sharing one brain. One gets more time with it individually that way. You MIGHT want to give it a try.

>and about adding the apostraphy inbetween the n't, who give a shit!

DECENCY: *sighs* It's less the lack of APOSTROPHE and more the lack of, oh, spaces between words and agreement between subject and verb.

>....dont tell me when your chatting to someone on chat that you absolutely have to add it
>because it going to break you perfect record of spelling!

DECENCY: Ah, logical fallacy. So satisfying. Shall I point out that she is NOT on a chat program with dear Lyra and is, in fact, attempting to defend her reputation as a fic writer?
SARCASM: Well, you could, DECENCY, but something tells me that you would then have to explain the irony inherent to her apparent refusal to use proper grammar in that defense effort.
VIOLENCE: First, of course, you would have to explain grammar.

>...cut the fucking crap alrite!......

VIOLENCE: Certainly. *to author* Hold this for me. *hands author large sign reading fucking crap and unsheathes claymore*

>all my friends who are writers lik

SARCASM: *claps hands over DECENCYs ears* How DARE you, you little wretch? What makes you think that we want to hear about what you and your depraved little friends do with your tongues? THERE ARE VAGUELY INNOCENT PEOPLE HERE!
VIOLENCE: *snort*

>" hear_ache_angel,

SARCASM: Let's play "What did she really mean to type!"
DECENCY: Ear ache angel?
VIOLENCE: Hurt ass angle?
SARCASM: Uh, VIOLENCE, arent you stretching that a bit?
VIOLENCE: With HER spelling skills? No, SARCASM, I don't believe I am.

>sailor_sara_moon, shanna, little_moon....

DECENCY: ...Sailor ~**|~~\{**~~~
SARCASM: ...runs_with_donkeys
VIOLENCE: ...moonrevengeloveandjusticegirl
DECENCY: *whispers* Transposed a few letters VIOLENCE.
SARCASM: ...Sailor this_is_my_storyand_iwrote_itallbymyself

and_didntstealitfromanyoneelse_andallmy

friendssawmewriteitandyouca_ntsayanythingsonyah!

>i can name sooooo many"

DECENCY: ...after all, our kindergarden classroom has eight gerbils! I can name them all!
SARCASM: I was going to make the requisite pokemon joke, but I just couldn't dredge up the energy. *sigh*

>.......you asked why i didnt give out any e-mails, why should i,

SARCASM: Perhaps, I don't know, because you claimed they could back up your story? Just a wild random guess. But really, I dont see WHY we would want to corroborate your claims. We should just accept that your word is law and that you are a deity.

>they are my firends i dont want them getting stupid trash from you!...its not their
>problem!!!.........now you go on ahead and think what you want!!

SARCASM: *bemused* I LOVE the way she keeps giving us permission to hold our own beliefs. What WOULD we do if she werent around to let us know we were free-thinking individuals?

>i really dont care!!! go on ff.net and see if the original author still exists! ...all my friends are on >my side!

VIOLENCE: Oh, look at that. The third graders are rioting.
DECENCY: Hm. So it seems. Perhaps we should disperse them.
SARCASM: Should we make the effort? There are only a half dozen. And if we leave them out there, the rabid jackals will get them, and that would be amusing.
DECENCY: And the jackals havent been fed in some time. They were beginning to chew on the mailboxes again.
VIOLENCE: Got it covered. *to amassed third graders* Hey look! *points behind them* A boy band! *Third graders run screaming and sobbing into a large steel box with a picture of ET and Alf on the inside back wall*
SARCASM: Ah, the wonders of the impressionable young mind.
VIOLENCE: *snort* Making too many assumptions again, SARCASM.

>i tried being reasonable to some of you,

DECENCY: Really. We hadnt noticed. Must have missed it in the misspellings.

>because you cant just come barging in and saying you know everything?...can you, actually
>answer me truthfully, you cant say that you know everything behind the curtains!

SARCASM: Now, I realize this is a stretch. Maybe even a long shot. But WHAT THE HELL DO CURTAINS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

....cuz (i dont care if you dont think thats a real word)

DECENCY: *props head in hands in despair* Whether you, I, or the little trolls living under Wreaker's radiator believe it is a word or not, IT ISNT A WORD! LEARN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE! BUY A DICTIONARY! USE A SPELL-CHECK!
VIOLENCE: NEVER TOUCH A KEYBOARD AGAIN!

>i know you dont know everything you all seem to think you know!

OMNISCIENCE: Keep telling yourself that. *smirk*

>i;ve been e-mailing the author

ALL: *howl with laughter*
DECENCY: Well, now, there's genius for you.
SARCASM: Yes, thank you for admitting, outright, that you are in contact with the real author and, by logical extension, therefore, you are not the real author.
VIOLENCE: How...anti-climactic.

>and some other ppl that were against me, im trying to explain
>everything alrite, so dont go shouting in my face about stuff!!

ALL: *shouting in the authors face* ABOUT STUFF!!
SARCASM: Well that was gratuitous.
DECENCY: But fun.

>.......i know i wrote that story, and thats all im going to say!

DECENCY: Such amazing tactics. I particularly like the I'm going to repeat myself loudly and incoherently until everyone leaves me alone with my delusions angle.
SARCASM: But DECENCY, thats her only angle.
VIOLENCE: No, SARCASM, you're missing the complexity of her argument. There's the "I refuse to provide you with evidence" aspect, not to mention the "But other English-butchering babies support me" clauses.
DECENCY: And don't forget the very subtle but oh-so-persuasive "Will not utilize agreed-upon language structures" tactic. She's breaking down the underlying structures that allow us to hold a coherent, meaningful debate.
SARCASM: *snort* No, DECENCY, her very existence precludes the possibility of intelligent debate.

>...sigh....look... i mean it though, you can hate me like most of the other ppl do because they
>dont know everything, but thats all i have to say!

VIOLENCE: If that is all you have to say, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL BABBLING AT US?

>i already know who's side you are on, but how can you honestly say and not only you, but
>everyone else say that im the plageriser,

DECENCY: Once again, *sigh* we never called you a plageriser. We called you a PLAGIARIST.

>when it can clearly be the other author! all of you just jump to conclusions!?!

SARCASM: Jump to conclusions? Hardly. *snort* First of all, that would require movement, and that's just not high on my list of priorities. Secondly, there is so much evidence in this paragraph alone that you are not the original author of the fic that the conclusions are spontaneously forming and multiplying, with no help from us.

>.....time doesnt prove anything,

DECENCY: Which is why, of course, you were citing dates to us earlier.

>i tryed soooo long to post my story!!!!

VIOLENCE: But being in the damn womb four years ago made is SO difficult to reach the keyboard. Then they cancelled our ISP and all hell broke loose.

>....and you dont know how much it hurt when all of you started bashing everything!!!

VIOLENCE: Well, if you wouldnt stand in the way of rampaging, psychotic personality splinters armed with baseball bats and mid-sized hay-bale ejectors...
DECENCY: ...if you would just refrain from picking fights with most of ficdom...
SARCASM: ...if you weren't such a damned tempting target...

>...........so dont tell me that im the bad guy, because to me i dont see my slef as one, but you
>guys are allowed to thing how ever you want!

SARCASM: DECENCY, I'm bored.
DECENCY: Yeah, I have to say, this has gotten rather old.
VIOLENCE: I dont even have the energy to blow the damn thing up.
SARCASM: Oooooh...can we ostracize her? *pulls out Existence: DENIED! stamp*
DECENCY: Works for me. VIOLENCE?
VIOLENCE: Ostracize who?
DECENCY: Unanimous then. Let us turn to pursuits worthy of our time.

*gong sounds somewhere in back room*

DECENCY: Like catching PYROTELEKINESIS and KINKY before one of Wreaker's roommates ends up coated in flaming peanut butter again.