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Annoying questions we never want to answer again

Q: Who are you?
A: Athena and Prowdist, college students. Prowdist is an English Major and  Athena is a Theatre Major.

Q: WHAT are you?
A: Caustic, disillusioned, highly opinioned and educated. We are very dangerous people.

Q: Why build a site?
A: Interesting story, actually.  Prowdist had an "essay" of sorts due for one of his classes, and he brought it to Athena to read. Athena loved it, and informed him that once he finished it, she would build him a website and post it for him. Within the next few weeks, and MiST and a few rants appeared, and that was enough material for a website.

Q: Why such a long URL?
A: To be obnoxious. Every little bit helps. Besides, it sounds cool. 

Q: Are you always like this?
A: If by 'this' you mean rude, annoying and sarcastic, then usually. We have our moments of sympathy and understanding though.

Q: Do you accept guest rants?
A: It isn't outside the realm of possiblitiy. Actually, it is highly likely. First you submit it to us. Then we read it, and if the grammar isn't attrocious and the neither of us are working on something similar, we'll put it up.

Q: Is anything I could possibly say going to influence your site?
A: Depends. We find hate mail and flames to be terribly amusing, so if you flame us we just might MST your email and post it. If you have a suggestion, make it. You may have noticed that we love presenting our own opinions, so feel free to express yours. We may even take it under advisment.

Q: Who is the Fic Bitch?
A: The Fic Bitch needs no introduction. Just visit her site and all shall be revealed.

Q: How do you choose the fics you MiST?

A: Various methods. Occasionally we just browse fanfiction.net and search for bad ones. The Fic Bitch pointed us in the direction of 'Arabian Prince'.

Q: I have an MiST. If I send it to you, will you post it?

A: Probably. If your MiST has good grammar (your part of it, we aren't worried about the actual fic) and you observe all the etiquette rules of MiSTing, then send it our way. If we do post it, you will recieve proper credit. If we don't, we'll send you a genuinly nice e-mail telling you why. 

Q: Did you ask the original authors permission before MiSTing their fic?

A: We observe the three week rule. We send an e-mail asking permission and if, after three weeks, we have recieved no response, we post it. You snooze, you loose. We haven't had an author respond as of yet, so that's the policy. If they tell us no, we'll proably post it anyway. Eh. Life is a bitch.  

 

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