It has come to my attention that there are people in this world who seem to exist for the sole purpose of annoying everyone else. You know who they are. Those people who honk their horns for no reason, who yell obscenities and throw objects at passing cars, wildlife, and unidentified flying objects.
These people are a class unto themselves. And they have a name. They, my friends, are Jackasses.
I have noticed them in my daily life, as I know all of you have, and I have come to the rather disturbing conclusion that none of these Jackasses are aware of the kind of people they truly are. Hence, The Jackass Report has come into existance.